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“Dear Men In Nigeria,
Please, stop all these talks about how fake women are already. We are not the only fake ones, we are very much aware of your wannabes and low self-esteem too.
For instance, we know some of you dye your scanty beards to make them look fuller, not to talk of those fixing fake beards, just as you use relaxer and sporting wave cream to give your hair that look, you don't have natural curly hair! We also know you swallow all sorts of things too to last long in bed and make yourself feel "I be man nah".
Some of you cannot not even make a woman reach orgasm because before one can say Jack Robinson, you're already pouring like a broken tap,yet we fake orgasm,yes, we fake orgasm just to hype your bloated ego!
The truth is over 70 percent of women in this country have never had an orgasm during your so much overrated knacking of akpako. Yet, we turn a blind eye to that and you won't still let us hear.
You lament endless on how women deceive men with make-up,padded bum-bum and body shapers but forget how you brag about having a pole, big cassava,etc. between your legs. Imagine our heartbreak when we get into the other room with you only to see a peanut or needle. Little wonder you guys also talk about chukuchuku! Aren't we all fakers?
Mtcheeeeeeew... Stop the talk already. One thing, you are shouting not all men are fake, remember it's not all women too. Some slim ladies are naturally endowed with sizeable ass.
My point? Live and let's live!”
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